just remembered toads exist and got a burst of serotonin
Serotoadin
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Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-
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Lmfaooooooooooooooooo I shouldn’t be laughing but bruhhhhh
CRINE
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I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi
*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?
His dad ain’t nice to him. Truth be told, not many people’s so nice to him. He got one ‘a those faces, y’see. But he’s a good kid. A real good kid. Don’t push him around, all right?
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happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
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Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.
I thought this was going to be adorable but
i’m the dog
Same
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I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
im desperate
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I have to laugh
@staff this is fucking embarrassing and gross
Anonymous asked: no balls, do yandere sal, all talk nO FIGHT, DO IT 🅱️LEASE
m..mama didnt raise no bitch…
